May 2013
3 posts
askneppy:
multipack:
row row row your boat gently away from me
Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave
April 2013
21 posts
the-yolocaust:
the-yolocaust:
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
yongmuney:
*waters the plants with my tears*
dollylonlon:
fefeferi:
sworddog:
wait????????
wait what the heck????????????????
???????????????????
those are LEGS???????????????????
im sorry, i couldnt resist
neither could I
deductionswiththedoctor:
faensoundslikefun:
faensoundslikefun:
My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.
help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post
its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just drive to another country for burger king
*blows you a kiss*
*slaps it out of the air* NOT IN MY HOUSE HA HA HA
pollywan123:
walk up in the club like what up i heard there were free samples
burghers:
call me ur highness cos im blazed
grimzie:
afuckinglesbian:
i want a cute boy to be kissing my neck right now
this is very confusing thanks to your url
urbancatfitters:
if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”
rifa:
lisasedai:
i hate it when
there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do
and the feeling just doesn’t go away
OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS
wepperstodge:
I can’t take Tobirama seriously because all he reminds me of is a grumpy hedgehog
francieum:
lnnea:
i only shower in kisses and compliments
You must be really dirty then
callurn:
cyanide123:
callurn:
if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five
with a car
You’re on your period right?
I am a 17 year old boy
February 2013
142 posts
vercingetrix:
other girls: short shorts, long hair, make up, shopping
me: former president ronald reagan
tariei:
tariei:
i wanted to find a picture of someone crying in the corner but i hit enter too fast and googled “crying in the corn” instead and this showed up
please stop reblogging this post im going to cry
nathanieljosephruess:
when you want to complain about your problems on tumblr but the person who is causing your problems is following you on tumblr
stillslydgn:
i’m too punk croc for this shit
dysphorism:
“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop so I can continue blogging until five in the morning.
you leave your bedroom??
masturbatingklaine:
At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.
catherine-day:
Sometimes I wish I lived in a log cabin in the middle of nowhere, with an endless log fire and lifetime supply of tea.
And weed. Don’t forget weed.
i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the face
nickelbackthatassup:
*does nothing* *expects attention*
sexless-desu:
Since everybody is doing valentine cards, I made one too~ so yeah
